Wow!!!!! 50 Shades of Grey

So i've read 50 Shades of Grey & 50 Shades Darker and they were HOT!!!!!!!   Where can I find my own Christian Grey? mmmm mmmmm

Seems Like I Missed..........

...my yearly posts.lol Time sure marches on and alot has happened both good and bad but hey what does not kill us will only make us stronger.

My Yearly Post. lol

From the looks of things i'll only be posting once yearly.lol School, work, and life has just been keeping me busy especially now that i've turned 40. Well they say life begins at 40 and i'm telling you that whoever coined that phrase knows what they are saying because i'm having a heck of a year.lol

Shady Automobile Dealers

My sister is purchasing a suv and the manager gave her an invoice to take to her bank but then she decided she wants a different color that the ones that they have so she decided to wait on their next shipment (all this was done with the manager's blessing), the problem is now that the vehicles are here the manager will not be in office until next Tuesday but the salesman decided that he is going to add another $5000 to the price that the manager had already given to my sister and he is now trying to get her to collect the vehicle before the manager gets back because he know that there will be hell to pay if the manager found out that they have changed the price without his knowledge.

Now where the hell is she supposed to get an extra $5000 from. He has another thing coming because there are 3 lawyers on his ass about it so he is shitting in his pants trying to figure out how he is going to get out of the hole he has dug for himself. Why do they always want to take advantage of women? Sometimes I wonder if they are trying to make up for some 'small' part of their anotamy. lol

Just Admit You Are Gay!

Why are most men afraid to say that they are gay? Especially when they know they've been 'banging' or propositioning anything that moves. Come on now people you chose the lifestyle now live it and stop insulting our intelligence.

Damn! I miss Queer As Folk! Brian was a slut but he was hot but Emet was my all time favorite.... you go girlfriend!

Karma is a Beyotch!

I have this friend who have had a number of girlfriends and have cheated on basically all of them at one point or another. The best girlfriend he ever had he left her for the skank he took and made his wife and now she is giving him hell by running around with any man who have an 'anaconda' between his legs. All of his friends were against his union with this girl because we could all see her for what she was but I guess he was so blinded by the 'glamour' of it all that he refused to see that she just cannot keep her legs close.

I do pray and hope that now that he has gotten the guts to leave the beyotch alone he did not leave her with any diseases because then I know that all hell will break loose.

What A Year I've Had

I simply cannot believe that a year has passed since i've last posted to this blog. However alot has happened too so i'll have to be posting up a storm to make up for lost time.lol

I've had friends dying, best friend marriage broke up, got a promotion and now i'll be going back to 'school' for my degree in networking. Whew i'm gonna be needing some extra hours in my days and nights.

You Know it's Time to Change Jobs When..........

1. You wake up Monday morning and wish it was Friday.
2. The mere thought of seeing your boss makes you sick to your stomach.
3. You suddenly realize that you sound just like your co-workers who always wish they were anywhere but at work.
4. You watch the clock and count every minute and second till quitting time.
5. You looke forward to lunch breaks.

If you suffer form any of the above it's time to get a new job if you cannot get a new boss.

Secret Chamber

I know kids are a joy to have around but sometimes I forgot that they can be downright hilarious. While I was cooking a few days ago, my daughter came into the kitchen with a petrified stone in her hand and said "Mommy! could you put this in our secret chamber for me please?" At first I thought that I had misunderstood what she said so I said "What?" She looked at me all innocent and said "you know! our secret chamber". I burst out laughing because here's my 6 year old child standing in front of me with a straight face and telling me to put a stone in our "secret chamber" which until then I did not know we had.lol

.....Alright missy no more Disney channel for you.lol

Wow the Year is already Half over.

I can hardly believe that we are already at the half-way point in the year. Seems like just yesterday when I was saying 'Happy New year' lol. I am now in my not so favorite part of the year.....HURRICANE SEASON. I'll take the rain even a small storm but I dont think I can deal with a beast of a hurricane like Katrina.

When Men Have Power !

They tend to forget where they came from or who they had to step on to get there. My grief is with our current GM. Before he was appointed he was all for inclusion etc. Now that he is the GM he is giving dictatorship a whole new meaning. He even brough in a girl who he said was so efficient but quite frankly the chic does not even know her elbow from her ass. Gawd it just make me mad to be within his proximity sometimes.