Wrong Number!

Have you ever gotten those calls at odd hours of the early morning? Well here's what happened to me a while ago.

.....telephone ringing at 3 a.m.

Me: Hello

Caller: (Male) Can I come by you now.

Me: What?

Caller: I'm horny

Me: Go find an ants nest

Caller: Carla?

Me: Obviously Carla is NOT your woman because why would you be asking permission to see her.

Caller: Who is this?

Me: You called me....hellooooo

Caller: Sorry I think I have the wrong number.

Me: Damn right you do...(hanging up)